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Dear Mom,

I was just on Facebook, and I saw that you tagged more naked baby photos of me posted my prom pictures friended my ex are using "LOL" and smiley faces an awful lot got on my wall and called me by my childhood nickname invited me to join you on Mob Wars ... again sent me another one of those cute hatching egg things are officially a fan of bacon .

That's great. Anyway, I wanted to pass along this site called . It's where Baby Boomers like you can reconnect and reminisce about when men had moustaches, and they were in no way ironic you thought we'd all have flying cars by now your wardrobe was 100% polyester "Starbuck" made you think of a whale, not coffee you walked to and from school, in the snow, uphill both ways computers were strictly for nerds and/or losers 10 mpg was considered extremely fuel-efficient "I phone" meant "Yes, I do telephone from time to time" .

So check it out, ok?

Oh, and if you chat me on Facebook and I don't answer, I'm definitely not avoiding you. skipping class and shopping with your credit card eating cereal and playing video games carousing, whatever that means sleeping in till god-knows-when doing anything that would bring shame on our family name .